Moses, Jesus and an old man were playing golf. Moses went first. He got ready to swing, but the ball landed in the lake. He sad ‘Dang!’ then parted the water and went in to retreive the ball. Next went Jesus. He got ready, swung, but the ball landed in the lake. Jesus walked across the water and retreived his ball. The old man came last. He got ready, swung, and again it landed in the lake. But then, a fish swam over and ate the ball, an eagle swooped down and ate the fish, and just as it was flying away the eagle got struck by lightening. It died and only the ball was left behind. It fell right into the hole, making it a hole in one.