Three male dogs are fighting about a female poodle. A golden retriever, a bulldog, and a chihuahua. The poodle says “Whoever can think of the best sentence using the words liver and cheese can go out with me.”
The golden retriever says, “I love liver and cheese”.
“That’s not original.”
The bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
“That’s pathetic.”
And the chihuahua says, “Liver alone, cheese mine!” (Leave her alone, she’s mine).
