A redhead went up to a guy and said, “I want to go to Mars.”
The guy said, ” Ok here is your ticket, you’re going to Mars.”
A brunette went up to the guy and said, “I want to go to Mercury.” He gave a ticket to her.
A blonde went up to the guy and said, “I want to go to the sun.”
He said, “You can’t it’s too hot.”
She said, ” Yes you can.”
He said, “when?”
The blonde said, “At night, DUH!”