Once there was a blonde who cut off a trucker. The trucker was so mad he made her pull over. He got out and made a circle with a rock. The trucker said, “Stay in that circle.”
Then he got out a baseball bat and smashed her window. The blonde giggled. The trucker said, “You think that’s funny, watch this.” So he gets a pocket knife out and rips her seats. The blonde starts laughing.
The trucker screams, “You think that is funny, watch this.” So he gets out a gas can and a match. He starts pouring the gas all over the car and lights a match. BOOM!!! The blonde bursts out laughing. The trucker says, “What’s so funny?”
The blonde says, “Every time you weren’t looking I stepped out of the circle.”
