How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
Why did the bird fly to the ground?
To steal my fish. Hey! That bird stole my fish!
What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
You are shortening my life!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
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