Your mama’s so black
when she sat on the grass u asked who burnt the grass
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
A living room!
Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy!
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