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Miscommunications

From Anndee, age 11, Michigan, US

One day a little boy went to the store with his grandma. They were walking down an aisle when he screamed,”I gotto go pee!” The grandma said that that was rude, “Next time you have to go, whisper!” The next day he woke up in the night and had to go to the bathroom. So he went to his parents’ room and woke up his dad. He said that he had to whisper,so his dad said…

“Go ahead and whisper in my ear!”
Please wait...

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