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Pretty Polly!

From Dessa, 12 years old, United States

What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?

A fire cracker!
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Filed Under: 4th of July

Comments

  1. Aaliyah Oiknine ???????????????????????? says

    September 12, 2016 at 4:03 am

    Hi! I like your joke! It’s funny! ????????????????????????????????????????

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  2. abbey says

    December 27, 2016 at 8:34 am

    Make lots more, please!

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  3. abbey says

    January 8, 2017 at 11:32 am

    ๐Ÿ™ Jk ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  4. abbey says

    January 8, 2017 at 11:35 am

    you are the best

    Reply
  5. abbey says

    January 8, 2017 at 11:40 am

    :() ;() ๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. abbey says

    January 11, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    ๐Ÿ™‚ i rilly like your joke

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  7. YOAV says

    January 25, 2017 at 10:51 am

    cool joke
    Liked it!!!!!

    Reply
  8. Molly Moose says

    February 28, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    Wow! Loved your joke!

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