Did you hear about the guy who spent a whole weekend watching football?
Well, on Monday his wife tried to wake him up for work and said, “Come on, Larry, it’s twenty to seven!”
He looked around and said, “What? Really? Who’s winning?”
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From Maddie, 11 years old, Arlington, Virginia
Did you hear about the guy who spent a whole weekend watching football?
Well, on Monday his wife tried to wake him up for work and said, “Come on, Larry, it’s twenty to seven!”
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