Alphabet Jokes

From Mahmoud , 3 years old

How do you make a witch itch ?

Take away its “w”!

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From Autobot, 11 years old, United States of America

What letter is always wet?

C! (Sea!)

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From MacKenna, 8 years old, Illinois

What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?

Bee! It really stings!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you spell candy with only two letters?

C and Y!

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From David Huff, 8 years old, USA

What letter of the alphabet likes to nap?

ZZZZ!

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From Alec, 6 years old, Canada

What do you get when you add two u’s together?

Double U! (W)

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