Alphabet Jokes

From Anujin, 8 years old, Chicago

Which letter in the alphabet likes to nap?

The letter zzzzzzz!

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From Madeline F., 8 years old, Lewisville, TX

What 2 words contain the most letters?

The Post Office!

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From E, 3 years old

What did B say to C?

Nice to C you!

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From Andra Belea, 11 years old, Romania

What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

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From G, 3 years old, To land

What letters smell bad?

P and U!

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From Kelly, 13 years old, Avon, CT, USA

What letter of the alphabet is the grossest?

The letter P!

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