Alphabet Jokes

From Diamond, 12 years old, Texas

What has eight letters in it but only one letter in it?

An Envelope!

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From Quinn, 11 years old, Canada

How many letters are in the English alphabet?

18!

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From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

A Bee!
see(C) Dee
F?
Gee!
HI
(whoops) JK
LMN

Oh P!
why are we talking about
elements(LMN)?

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From Jared, 9 years old, Maricopa, AZ

What do the letter “A” and a flower have in common?

Bees go after them!

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From Bella, 10 years old, San Angelo, Texas

Trevor stays at Tray’s until August. How many t’s in that?

There are 2 t’s in “that”!

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From Lee, 7 years old, Hattiesburg, MS

When does B come after U ?

When you steal some of its honey !

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