What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish!
Alphabet Jokes
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?
E, because it’s always in bed!
Once three people were talking. One person said, “My wife read The Tale of Two Cities and got twins. Then the second person said that his wife read The Three Little Pigs and got triplets. Then the third person said “Oh my gosh! I have to go home quickly!
“Why?” The others asked.
“Because when I left home my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!”
What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?
OICURMT!
Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?
Joey: The letter g.
What do you call a fly with no wings, arms, or legs?
A raisin!
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