Alphabet Jokes

From Travis, age 8, Atascadero,California

What do you call a fly with no wings, arms, or legs?

A raisin!

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From Sharda, age 7, Bangalore, India

Can you spell BRANDY in just 3 letters?

BR, and Y!

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From Abigail Wilson, 9 years old, Calhouhn, Georgia

What did A say to B?

C you later!

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From Sadie, 8 years old, England

Why is there a hooting noise coming from the alphabet?

because of all the v-owls!

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From RJ, 13 years old, USA

Why did the policeman arrest the letter?

He caught the “J” walking

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From Taby, age 11, Bee Spring, Kentucky

Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?

Cody: Running down my leg!

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