Alphabet Jokes

From Taby, age 11, Bee Spring, Kentucky

Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?

Cody: Running down my leg!

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From Dishani, age 12, Colombo, Sri Lanka

What are the coolest letters in the alphabet?

A/C!

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From Alex L, 13 years old

Where can you find Thursday before Wednesday?

In the dictionary!

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From Abdullah Shaikh, 14 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter M!

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From Mckenzie Poindexter, 10 years old, Houston,Texas

How do you spell mouse trap with only three letters?

C-A-T!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

Why is the letter B the coldest letter of the alphabet?

Because it has the AC on both sides of it!

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