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From Krisztina, age 12, Flagstaff, Arizona

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice.

The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”
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From Krisztina, age 12, Flagstaff, Arizona

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started…….the doctor yelled, “Up Nuts” and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem …he yelled, “Down Nuts”. And they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, “Cheer Nuts.” They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, “Booooo Nuts!!!” and they all started booing and cat calling. Thinking things were going very well. The doctor decided to go get a soda and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, “What in the world happened?”

The assistant replied, “Well, everything was going just fine until a vendor passed by and yelled, ‘PEANUTS!'”
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Filed Under: Baseball, Doctor

From Elizabeth, Marian, and John W., age 16, London, England

Why was Cinderella bad at softball?

Because she ran away from the ball!!!
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Filed Under: Baseball

From Martin, 9 years old, Arlington, Texas

What did one baseball say to the other?

I’m outta here!
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Filed Under: Baseball, What Did?

From Tena T., 8 years old, Maryland

Why is it so hot after a baseball game?

Because all the fans leave.
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From Joshua Andrew, age 10, Round Rock, Texas

What did the baseball say to the bat?

I am coming to get you!
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Filed Under: Baseball, What Did?

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