Bird Jokes

From Armias, 10 years old, Winnipeg

What kind of bird dresses the fanciest?

A penguin!

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From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey

What kind of bird carries the most weight?

A crane

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From Adrianna Comley, 9 years old

Why did the duck go to jail?

Because he was selling quack!

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From Daychele, 9 years old, Battle Creek, MI

What is a bird’s favorite thing to post on social media?

Tweets!

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From Elliot, 10 years old, Indiana

What geometrical shape is most like a lost parrot?

A polygon!

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From Hailey, 13 years old, Pensacola, Florida

When would a teacher bring bird seed to a parent-teacher conference?

When it’s a parrot-teacher meeting!

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