Bird Jokes

From Camryn, 10 years old, USA

Why did the bird fly to the ground?

To steal my fish. Hey! That bird stole my fish!

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From Fįrëbåłł 360, 9 years old, Leawood, KS

What sickness did the bird have?

He had the flew!! 🙂

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From Jack, 9 years old, Auckland

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxetos.

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From Azelia, 9 years old, U.S.A

What do you feed a bird when it wants to go to McDonalds?

A tweetburger and some french flies!

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From Tree, 12 years old

Where do ducks shop?

At the shopping MALL-ard!

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From Zelda, 11 years old, Paris, France

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment!

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