Bird Jokes

From Camille Petersons, 9 years old, Milwalkee

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What is smarter than a talking bird?

A spelling bee!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

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From Fįrëbåłł 360, 9 years old, Leawood, KS

What sickness did the bird have?

He had the flew!! 🙂

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From Jack, 9 years old, Auckland

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxetos.

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From Azelia, 9 years old, U.S.A

What do you feed a bird when it wants to go to McDonalds?

A tweetburger and some french flies!

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