Bird Jokes

From Jack, 9 years old, Auckland

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxetos.

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From Azelia, 9 years old, U.S.A

What do you feed a bird when it wants to go to McDonalds?

A tweetburger and some french flies!

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From Tree, 12 years old

Where do ducks shop?

At the shopping MALL-ard!

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From Zelda, 11 years old, Paris, France

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment!

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From Carson Stell, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

One day two owls had a talk.
The first owl said: I got a new friend!

The second owl said: Hoot?

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From Ella, 10 years old, New Zealand

What did the owl say when he saw the back gate open?

Who let the dogs out? Who who who?

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