Bird Jokes

From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

I had a winged friend who was not very smart. What do you call him?

A birdbrain!

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From Gynia, 7 years old, Georgia

When do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

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From Nitya, 12 years old, India

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if it lifted up the other one it would fall over!

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From E, 3 years old, Mopww Land

What do you call a duck in a box?

A quacker!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill!

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From Dave, 9 years old, IL, USA

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, buildings don’t jump at all!

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