Bird Jokes

From Alyssa, 15 years old, Ohio

What is a parrot’s favorite game?

Hide and speak!

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From Gavin, 8 years old, Ohio

What do mallards wear at weddings?

Duxedos!

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From Louis Christopher Yang the Third, 9 years old, Vancouver

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that talks your ear off!

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From Baylie, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why did the turkey join the band?

He had the drumsticks!

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From Hannah, 7 years old, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma

What kind of bird steals the most?

A rob-in!

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From Gloria, 10 years old, U.S.A

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken retired 🙂

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