Bird Jokes

From Gloria, 10 years old, U.S.A

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken retired 🙂

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From Nathanial, 11 years old, United States

Why does a humming bird hum

because it doesn’t know the words!

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From Madeleine, 8 years old, California

What bird is made out of two cans ?

A toucan!

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From Jaden, 10 years old, Oldham, England

Where do chickens come from?

Egg plants!

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From Jaden, 10 years old, Oldham, England

What do you call a rooster that wakes you up at the same time every single day?

an alarm cluck!

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From Ashlyn, a teacher, France

How do birds find out the weather?

by watching the feather channel!

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