Bird Jokes

From Niya, 11 years old, Virginia Beach, Virginia

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

It’s too far to walk!

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From Gaven S, 10 years old, Hudson North Carolina U.S

What kind of bird does not have to get a haircut?

Bald eagle!

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From Amy, 14 years old, Paris, France

What do you call a Duck that commited theft?

A “robber” ducky!

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From Valentina, 8 years old, Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

What do you get if you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie! 😀

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From Moira D, 7 years old, Alabama

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger!

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From Hailey, 5 years old, Ohio, USA

What is a duck’s favorite snack?

Quackers!

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