What do you call a hunting trip where you go to the lake to hunt birds, but you don’t find any?
A wild goose chase!
Bird Jokes
A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?
“I don’t tweet!”
Who stole the soap?
The robber ducky!
Nick: I know someone who thinks they’re an owl.
Robby: Whooooo?
Nick: OK now I know 2 people who think they are owls.
Nick: OK now I know 2 people who think they are owls.
What did the bird say when he was hungry?
Can I have something tweet?
A duck went to the grocery store. The cashier said, “Do you want the change?” What did the duck say?
“Put it on my bill!”
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