Bird Jokes

From Hailey, 5 years old, Ohio, USA

What is a duck’s favorite snack?

Quackers!

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From Maggie, 10 years old, America

What do you call a hunting trip where you go to the lake to hunt birds, but you don’t find any?

A wild goose chase!

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From Finn & Jake, 10 years old

A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?

“I don’t tweet!”

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From Zoe H, 10 years old, Trinity, Alabama

Who stole the soap?

The robber ducky!

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From Brendon and David L, 10 years old, New Jersey

Nick: I know someone who thinks they’re an owl.

Robby: Whooooo?
Nick: OK now I know 2 people who think they are owls.

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From Lola Gibson, 7 years old, Oldham UK

What did the bird say when he was hungry?

Can I have something tweet?

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