Bird Jokes

From Kassidy, 8 years old, West Leisenring, PA

What did the duck say when he’d finished shopping?

Put it on my bill please

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From CAMERON E., 10 years old, USA

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WOULD BE BAGELS!

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From Chelsea, 9 years old, Vancouver Canada

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels (bay gulls!)

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From Jacob, 14 years old, Green Bay Wisconsin

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?

That’s right. Owls hoo!

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From Priscilla, 7 years old, New York, NY

Why do birds fly south?

because it’s too far to walk!

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From Erick, age 9, Whittier, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To hide before Thanksgiving!

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