Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
Bird Jokes
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr!
What do Mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedoes!
Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!
What do birds wear to the beach?
Beakinis
What do you give a bird when it’s sick?
A tweetment!
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