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Blonde Jokes

From Superwater4, 12 years old, United States

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade?

Pick it up a pull the pin!
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From Katelyn, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

“Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong.”
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From Ashley, 15 years old, Maryland

A blonde walked into a hair salon and said to the hair cutter “Whatever you do, do not take out the earplugs.” The barber said “Ok” with a shrug. Later on the blonde fell asleep and the barber was done so he decided to take out the earphones and the blonde dropped dead three minutes later, so the barber decided to listen to what the recording said and it said….

“Breathe in, breathe out”
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From Dreama, 11 years old, New Jersey

I know a blonde that’s so stupid..

She called me to get my phone number!
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From Dreama, 11 years old, New Jersey

I know a blonde so stupid

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!
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From Madelaine, 12 years old, Florida

Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M job?

She threw away all the W’s!
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