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From Matthew Harden, 11 years old, Kansas

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. The brunette hides behind a bag of dogs, the redhead hides behind a bag of cats and the blonde hides behind a bag of potatoes.The cops show up and they look at the bag of dogs. The brunette says bark and the cops move on. They look at the bag of cats and the redhead says meow. The cops look at the bag of potatoes and the blonde says

Potato!
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From Missy, 11 years old, Buda Texas

Why does the blonde have the biggest boobs in 3rd grade?

Because she is 21!
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From Barrett W., 10 years old, Iowa

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade?

Pull the pin and throw it back!!!!!!
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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are trapped on an island. They all try to get back to land. The brunette swims halfway to land and gets eaten by a shark. The red head swims halfway to land and drowns. The blond swims halfway and says……..

“I’m tired.” and swims back to the island.
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From Gloria, 10 years old, U.S.A

Why did the blonde tiptoe by the medicine cabinet?

She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills 🙂
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From Hunter Y, 12 years old, U.S.A

What do you do if a blonde girl throws a pin at you?

Run like crazy; she has a grenade in her hand!
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