Cat Jokes

From Karina, 10 years old, USA

Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?

Because they are already born with spots!

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From Abby, 11 years old, Wisconsin

Why shouldn’t you play a game with African cats?

Because there are Lyons, and Cheetahs!

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From Cooldude, 8 years old, USA

Who went in the tiger’s lair and came out alive?

The tiger!

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From Devin, age 10, Orlando, Florida

WHAT KIND OF CAT LIKES WATER?

An octoPUSS!

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From maddie, age 8, st.louis

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

The catalog!

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From Kiarra, age 11, Philippines

What part of a tree scares the cat?

Bark!

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