Cat Jokes

From Jaxon, age 8, Virginia

What planet are cats most afraid of?

Pluto!

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From Kathleen, age 11, Columbie, New Jersey

What do you get when you throw a cat out of the car window?

Kitty litter!

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From Wilbert, age 12, Indonesia

What is a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple

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From Tinny, age 13, America

How can you get a cat to do tricks?

Put a dog in a cat suit!

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From Shurovi, age 9, New York

What’s smarter than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

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From Brianna, age 9, Cookville,Tennessee

What do you get if you cross a cat with a fish?

Prrrrrrrrrrr-anha!

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