Cat Jokes

From Mackenzie, age 8, Montgomery, Pennsylvania, USA

Why did the cat play on the computer?

Because he saw a mouse.

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From Anna Gong, age 12, IL

What do you call a king that doesn’t tell the truth?

A Lyin’ King!

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From Myrissa, age 10, Fayetteville, Arkansas

Why didn’t the cat cross the road?

Because he was a fraidy cat!

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From Madye, age 10, USA

Why did the cat eat the boy’s homework?

It was a report on mice!

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From Josh, age 10, Florida, USA

Why would a kitty go to the hospital?

To get a CAT scan!

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From Casey, age 10, Conroe, TX

Why did the cat go to the carnival?

To go to the Kitty land!

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