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Christmas Jokes

From Tierra, 8 years old, Georgia

What did the Christmas ornament say to the other?

Let’s hang out!
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From Emzy, 8 years old, Las Cruces, NM

There’s this guy on a game show and he has one last question.
What are two of Santa’s reindeer’s? The guy answers, “Rudolph and Olive.” The game show host asks, “How do you explain Olive?”

You know, Olive the other reindeer!
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From H, 3 years old

What is Santa’s favorite place?

His ho-home!
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From Thomas, 10 years old, England

What does James Bond eat for Christmas ?

Mince Spies!
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From Lily, 8 years old, Louisiana

What is a hip hopper’s favorite thing about Christmas?

Wrapping!
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From Lily, 8 years old, Louisiana

Why is Santa good at karate?

He has a black belt!
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