Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Computer Jokes
Why did the fly stop using the computer?
It had a bug!
One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, “Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?”
The blonde replied, “My computer keeps saying I’ve got mail.”
What was the computer hot?
It had a virus!
What do spiders do for fun on the computer?
They surf the web!
What do baby computers call their dads?
Data!
