Computer Jokes

From Alex L, 12 years old

Why did the boy smash his keyboard?

Because the instructions said, “Hit any key to continue!”

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From Jm, 10 years old

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus!

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From Robby Cihakb, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why would you take a laptop computer for a run?

To jog its memory!

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From Destiny, 7 years old, Waterberry

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

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From Sofia, 4 years old, New Jersey

Why did the typewriter reject the pencil?

She wasn’t his type.

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From Esther, 10 years old, Uganda

What is a computers favourite snack?

Microchips!

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