Once there was a farmer who had 50 cows, but when he counted them there were only 49. Where was that last cow?
Cow Jokes
He was at the moo-vies.
What do you call a cow who is caught in an earthquake full of strawberries?
A strawberry milkshake!
What restaurant did the cow like to visit?
Dairy Queen!
What do you call a cow that dances?
A milkshake
A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear.
After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk.
Then he said, “That’s funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!”
What did the cow say to the moving man?
I’m mooooooooooooooving on!
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