Cow Jokes

From Ivonne , 14 years old, USA

What do you get when you mix a cow and a tornado?

A milkshake!

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From Kylie, age 7, Portland, OR

What did the cow say to the house?

I’m gonna moooove on in!

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From HENRY, age 11, BAHAMAS, FREEPORT

What do you call a cow that lies on the ground?

Ground beef.

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From Sarah,Maheen,Nabeeha, age 10, Greenville,SC

What is a cow without legs?

Ground beef!

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From Chloesista, 12 years old, England

What is a cow’s favourite place to go on a Saturday?

The mooovies!

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From Michael, age 13, Charlotte, NorthCarolina

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!

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