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Cow Jokes

From Madison, 10 years old, Florida

What do you call a cow that dances?

A milkshake
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From Shelly, age 14, Geneva, Switzerland

A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear.
After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk.

Then he said, “That’s funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!”
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From Ella, 7 years old, Mississippi

What did the cow say to the moving man?

I’m mooooooooooooooving on!
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From Christian, age 9, Oklahoma, USA

Why did the cow go to the theatre?

To see a moovie!
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From Skyblue, age 11, Scotland

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side!
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From Jasmin, age 9, Penang, Malaysia

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the moovies!
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