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Cow Jokes

From Kiley, 9 years old, Texas

What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

A bulldozer!
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From Bobby, age 9, Concordia, MO

Once there was a farmer who had 50 cows, but when he counted them there were only 49. Where was that last cow?

He was at the moo-vies.
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From Jaughnmichael, age 9, London

What do you call a cow who is caught in an earthquake full of strawberries?

A strawberry milkshake!
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From Tyler G, age 10, USA Iowa

What restaurant did the cow like to visit?

Dairy Queen!
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From Madison, 10 years old, Florida

What do you call a cow that dances?

A milkshake
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From Shelly, age 14, Geneva, Switzerland

A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear.
After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk.

Then he said, “That’s funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!”
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