Cow Jokes

From Abbey, 10 years old, Canada

How did the cow get away?

On a moo-tercycle!

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From Julia, 13 years old, Melborne, Florida

What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull-dozer!

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From Crystal DiRoma, 9 years old, America

What do you call a cow that is sleeping?

A bulldozer!

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From Mariah, 9 years old, Georgia

Why did the cows go to outer space?

To see the Milky Way!

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From Olivia, 8 years old, WA

How did the cow care for his lawn?

He mooed (mowed) it!

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From Emzy, 10 years old, NM

What do you call a cow that lives in Florida?

By its name!

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