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Cow Jokes

From Cat, age 12, MO, America

A kid hands his teacher a blank sheet of paper. The teacher says, “What’s this?” and the kid replies,”It’s a cow and some grass.” The teacher says, “Well where’s the grass?” The kid replies, “The cow ate it.”

The teacher says, “Well, then where’s the cow?” and the kid replies, “He left cuz there was no more grass!”
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From Chance, age 8, FL., USA

What do cows in Hawaii wear?

Moo Moos!
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From Bonny, age 9, Ireland

Why are cows sooooooooooo bad at math?

They haven’t invented the cow-calator yet
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From Olivia, age 7, USA

How does a cow do math?

A cow-culator
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From Taylor, age 10, Florida

Where does the cow get its medicine from?

The Farm-acy!
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From Zack, age 11, Philadelphia, PA

Why did the farmer milk the cow while sitting on a three legged stool?

Because the cow had the udder!
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