Cow Jokes

From Sam, age 4, Toronto, Canada

What did the cow say to the farmer?

Got Milk!

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From Sydney, age 9, Vernon, Connecticut

What did the teacher cow say to a cow’s 100 percent paper?

MOO-tastic!

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From Nur Ameera, age 9, Malaysia

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns are no use!

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From Brandon, age 12, Augusta, Georgia

What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?

A milk SHAKE!

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From Mimi, age 12, California, U.S.A.

What did the cow use for his math homework?

A cow-culater

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From Zack, age 9, Kansas

What dose a cow say with no lips?

Oooo!

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