Dance Jokes

From Kyla, age 8, North America

How did the hamburger introduce his wife?

Hi this is Patty!

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From Madeline, 8 years old, Shallow Lake,Ontario

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

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Anonymous

Where did the stone go to dance?

The Crystal Ball!

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From Caroline, age 9, Florida

Why did the tissue start to dance?

Because it had a little BOOGIE in it!

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From Andy A., age 13, California

What’s the best kind of water to dance on?

Tap Water!!!!

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From Darla, 10 years old, Maine

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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