Dinosaur Jokes

From Jon Junior, age 12, Dallas, Texas

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t been created yet!

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From Belle , age 12, Alabaster, Alabama

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens were not invented yet!

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From Josiah, age 11, New York

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

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From Wally, age 8, Australia

What do you call a dinosaur who is blind?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us?

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From Sienna, age 9, Fresno, CA

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens were not invented yet!

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From Brandon, age 12, London, England, Coventry

What do you call a dinosaur with a thousand eyes?

Good looking!

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