Dinosaur Jokes

From Sienna, age 9, Fresno, CA

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens were not invented yet!

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From Brandon, age 12, London, England, Coventry

What do you call a dinosaur with a thousand eyes?

Good looking!

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From Ella, age 15, New York

What time is it when you see a crocodile?

Time to run!

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From Libby, age 8, New york

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?

Stop dragon your feet!

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From Tiff Luma, age 12, Arkansas, U.S.

When can 3 Tyrannosaurus Rex fit under an umbrella and not get wet?

When it’s not raining!

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From Niks, age 10, India

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?

A tyrannosaurus hex!

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