Dinosaur Jokes

From Cody and Anna, age 4, America

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

He had a dino-sore!

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From Libby, age 8, New york

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?

Stop dragon your feet!

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From Tiff Luma, age 12, Arkansas, U.S.

When can 3 Tyrannosaurus Rex fit under an umbrella and not get wet?

When it’s not raining!

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From Niks, age 10, India

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?

A tyrannosaurus hex!

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From Livingston, age 14, USA

What do you call to dinosaurs that mean the same thing?

Thesaurus!

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From Lionel keyda, age 16, Cameroon

Which weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of iron?

Neither, because both weigh 1ton!

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