Dinosaur Jokes

From Jackson, age 11, New york City, USA

Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with the daddy dinosaur?

Because he was a Bronto-snore-us!

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From Julia, age 7, Illinois, USA

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t give up?

A try, try, tryceratops!

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From Dylan, age 12, Melbourne, Australia:)

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkesauras?

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From Keke, age 8, Detroit,MI

What do you get when a dinosaur steps on your garden?

Squash!

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From Lion Ryan, age 8

What do you get when you put together a hippo with a T-rex?

A Hippy saurus rex!

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From Ava, age 8, U.S.A

Why do dinosaurs need to take a shower?

Because they ex-stink!

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