Dog Jokes

From Mack, 11 years old, Missouri

What do you call a dog that loves to barbecue?

A Bratweiler!

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From Celia, age 9, Nebraska, USA

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A Bloodhound!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why is it called a “litter” of puppies?

Because they trash the whole house!

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From Jeniqua, age 16, Antigua

What kind of worms do Scottish dogs have?

Scotch-tape worms!

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From Jack, 9 years old, Northern California

What is a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trom-bone!

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From Jayme l, 11 years old, West Virginia

What did the Dalmation say after dinner?

That hit the spots!

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