Dog Jokes

From Madi Holmes, 10 years old, Nixon, Texas

What dog has horns?????

A BULLDOG!

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From Lily, age 10, Louisville, Kentucky

What do you sing while bathing you dog?

Working at the dog wash!

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From Emma, age 12, U.S.A

What does a sick dog say?

Barf, Barf!

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From Jade, age 9, Kentucky

What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?

Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)

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From Becca, age 8, Pacifica, CA USA

What do you call a warm dachshund?

a hot dog!

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From Meow, 11 years old, Canada

What do dogs put on their pizza?

Mutt-zerella cheese!

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