Why was a dog stuck in a box?
Because it was a boxer!
Dog Jokes
What does a dog sound like when it is sick?
Barf barf barf
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Every dog, ’cause a building can’t jump!
Where do dogs park their cars?
In the barking lot!
A man walks into the manager’s office of a famous entertainment company, accompanied by a dog. “You need to put me and my dog into one of your acts, ” he said. “We’ll make you famous… my dog can talk.”
The manager seems unimpressed, and replies, “Yeah, right! Prove it!”
The man looks down at his dog and says, “What’s on the top of a house?” The dog goes, “ROOF!”
“In one word, describe sandpaper.” The dog goes, “RUFF!”
“Who was the most famous baseball player of all time?” The dog goes, “RUTH!”
The manager screams, and kicks the dog and the man out of his office.
The dog looks up at his master and says, “Gee boss… should I have said Mickey Mantle instead?”
Why can’t dalmatians play hide-and-seek?
They are always spotted!
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