Dog Jokes

From Waylon Meharg, 12 years old, U.S.A

Why can’t dalmatians play hide-and-seek?

They are always spotted!

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From Zoey, 9 years old, Kelowna

What is a dog’s favorite tree?

A Dog Wood tree!

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From Lauren Ross, 10 years old, Birmingham, Alabama

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Does it really matter what you call it? He isn’t going to come to you!

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From Helen, 11 years old, Texas

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard! It’s the best thing for a hot dog!

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From Evelyn Wiedefeld, 6 years old, Baltimore, Maryland

What kind of bone does a dog not like?

A Trombone!

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From Charlie, 10 years old, Colorado

Why can’t dogs use the DVD remote?

Because they can only hit the paws (pause) button!

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