Why did the dog bite the tree?
Because the tree was all bark and no bite.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Kimberly, 11 years old, United States
Why did the dog bite the tree?
From Bella B., 9 years old, Utah
Boy: Where did you get that dog?
From Wellslee, 10 years old, Nova Scotia
What did the Dalmatian say after its meal?
From Juliana , 9 years old, United States
What’s the only kind of dog that doesn’t have a tail?
From Jasper Vinen, 7 years old, Australia
What do you call a dog near the fire?
From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma
What kind of dog tells time?
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