Dog Jokes

A dog walks into a cats-only club. The cats begin to chase her and all of the cats are male. Then one of the cats crosses out “cats only” and adds the dog’s name – why?

What did the dog say to the tree?

What did the family say when their dog went missing?

Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Where do you put dogs when you go shopping?