What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Peanut, 9 years old, New York
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
From Baby Doll, 10 years old, KS
Where do you put dogs when you go shopping?
From Mr. Nick Hotdog, 10 years old, Alabama
What do you call a dog with no legs?
From Alta, a grownup, Sacramento CA
You know how dogs and turkeys are alike?
From Emma Hickey, 9 years old, Sudbury/Ontario
What do dogs and trees have in common?
From Spencer, 13 years old, Boise, Idaho
Dog for sale – eats anything…

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