Dog Jokes

From Miley, 3 years old, Kansas

What do dogs like on their pizza?

Pup-eroni!

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From Libby, 11 years old, OBAN

What do you call a smart blonde?

A Labrador!

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From THARFIR, 9 years old, PORTLAND

WHAT IS THE ONLY DOG IN THE WORLD THAT CAN’T BARK?

A HOT DOG!

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From Lexie, 10 years old, Hope,Arkansas

What kind of dog watches shows?

A showdog!

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From Naymarie M, 12 years old, Connecticut

What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?

A Cocker-poodle-doo!

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From Jack, 11 years old, USA

What’s a dog’s favorite part of the house?

The woof!

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